Me bending over to pick up my pencil
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June 12, 2013
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June 9, 2013
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things that make me go whut
-when people want me to guess something, like someone’s age, because they’ll think I’ll be super surprised about the actual answer and then I somehow guess correctly and then the magic is ruined
-why is pooping so hard to do on vacation
-those times that the teacher asked me to do the odd problems and i accidentally did all of them
-“living a little” usually means doing something that has a higher risk of dying
-the mild offensiveness of having subtitles for people who speak english but have some kind of accent, can’t help but lol
-I don’t understand the appeal of root beer floats
-when I turn on the dishwasher and realize there was one fucking dish left that I didn’t put in
-that hilarious but really stressful, rushed look of panic that news anchors get when their guest is talking for too long and they have to somehow cut them off and say something nice but kind of pushy to let them know they have to stop talking now— I guess that’s not something that confuses me or makes no sense to me but it always makes me sympathetic for the news anchor because I would have no idea what to do either
to be continued
June 5, 2013
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what if snails had really small legs
No what if they had really long legs like
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June 3, 2013
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June 3, 2013
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why is the most fucking depressing shit i’ve ever seen in my life
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